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Pat the Swede Hater

  • Pat: Oh man, the other day I just looked up some like... Footage of Swedish people talking? And I just started laughing my ass off because their accents are so funny.
  • Matt: That's subtlely racist, but still hilarious.
  • Pat: Towards the SWEDES?!
  • Matt: Yeah. The most neutral.
  • Pat: They don't care, they're cool about it! What're they gonna do about it anyway? Be like "HUR DUR YUH MAKE FUN UR ME?" [...] Oh man, I feel like... I've set up a scenario now where I'll just be out in public and a fucking six foot eight viking is going to come up to me and be like "MMMMGGHH!" and point at me.